I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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