doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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