so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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