Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
