The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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