Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The beer is more important than you right now.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
