I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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