these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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