Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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