fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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