I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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