playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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