Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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