why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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