sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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