a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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