What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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