Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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