I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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