the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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