I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
why is half of my head shaved?
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