is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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