it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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