quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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