Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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