That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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