Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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