I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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