Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
