we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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