I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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