i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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