Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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