I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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