I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
