found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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