Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I need water and some morals
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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