she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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