why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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