I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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