yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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