Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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