Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
