I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Your penis caused this!
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