nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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