O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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