I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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