Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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