ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
whose parrot is this?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Randomize