I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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