I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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