Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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