at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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