so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I think I have vodka in my lungs
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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