marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
only you would photoshop your dick
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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