btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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