haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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