Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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